As you can see, I have built up a sweat and I am pooped!
Thursday, 22 December 2011
I Have a Family to Feed, and I Have to Keep Up With These Bi&$^s
Reports out of China, that their may be some rumors that clothes are being made in China. One victim tells, I am just trying to keep up. I have endless amounts of 'Bling' and I have recently been waxed that makes me even more popular. Oh, do I mean Wax Worx, or Waxed as in Bald. Anyway, I have puppies to feed, I want to make it, like these amazing designers in Milan, Paris, Australia, New York but I have to go to China to have my products made. I sweat all day at the idea, Oh no, perspire. That is OK as long as no one knows that I am just trying to drive consumer driven advertising through my fame of being so beautiful. I just hope Madam Maude and Princess Lola are not onto me. I am going to try and settle some of my stock their but they may be jealous of my looks. It does not matter, my mother thinks I am beautiful.